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Wish Upon a Cornhole Chapter 1

My current Pat/Sponge fic.
But it's a self-insert.
And sucks ass.
Disclaimer: I do not own :iconlalaluna13:, :iconms-ginny-snape:, :iconxxpoisonettaxx:, or :iconband8pgeek:. Or SpongeBob, Patrick, or any other Bikini Bottom citizens. I just borrowed their personas (without permission) and butchered their personalities in this horror fest.
Oh, I don't own Grace or Steve, either (false names, but they know who they are).
I barely own Anne.
Plot . . . yeah . . . dunno if that's mine, either. It's pretty cliche.
But enjoy nonetheless!

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Wherever I wake up the morning after
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Fuck clothing!
  • Print preference: Leopard. Rawr-rawr, I's a sex kitten.
  • Interests: Bitches, hoes, giant cocks, pouty blowjob lips, trigonometry
  • Favourite movie: Clockwork Orange, Paprika, Repo! The Genetic Opera, RHPS
  • Favourite band or musician: The band of whores I just raped
  • Favourite genre of music: Mattress springs and headboards slapping the wall
  • Favourite artist: Squillia--just playing you, I like that one with the unibrow. Frida...Oh wait, I did mean Squilly.
  • Favourite poet or writer: John Irving, Squilliam (sex journal FTW; really opened my eyes), Russo, you
  • Favourite photographer: Squilliam. I like the polaroid pictures of all his victims. I mean conquests. I mean...uh...
  • Favourite style of art: Porn
  • Operating System: Paper towels and menstrual blood.
  • MP3 player of choice: Squilliam
  • Shell of choice: Gary-after prying it from his CHARRED, BURNED FLESH!!!!!!!!111
  • Wallpaper of choice: The flesh of virgin puppies
  • Skin of choice: Your motha's ballsack
  • Favourite game: Teeheehee, nekkid twister.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Squilliam......'s dick
  • Favourite cartoon character: SpongeBob. Love his shota ass. Squilliam's probably in my top twelve, though.
  • Personal Quote: Go ahead and indulge in your freakish masturbation because that's what you're good at!
  • Tools of the Trade: Squilliam.

Why the hell not?

Tue Oct 13, 2009, 3:37 PM
100 Pic Challenge Themes

1. Introduction: [link]
2. Love [link]
3. Light [link]
4. Dark [link]
5. Seeking Solace [link]
6. Break Away [link]
7. Heaven
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Cookies
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature
23. Cat
24. Orly?
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness
30. Under the Rain
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

I'm doing AU human Squill/Squid for this. Well, actually, Squid/Squill. Cuz, uh, Squilliam's most likely gonna be uke.
I hate myself for doing this, but I figured, well, I'm doing a pic a day anyway, so why the hell not, right?
Might include the occasional fic/drabble instead, but I'm planning on doing one picture a day.

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  • Watching: porn
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  • Eating: porn
  • Drinking: porn

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~pseudocide335 2 days 13 hours ago
Jumping over here to smother you with more thank yous. Thank you for the fav! ^_^

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Eddie: “You are gay. Act like it once in your life.”
Peaches: “You’re a man. Act like it once in your life.”
-- [link]
:iconhaiku-loves-yuri:
~haiku-loves-yuri 3 days 6 hours ago
lol love your name
and thanks for the fave you fellow gay lover.
:iconchirleep:
~chirleep 3 days 22 hours ago
O hai. Thanks for the favorite. :D
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*antisexual 6 days 16 hours ago
some username you have... :paranoid:

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:iconbroodwitch:
~Broodwitch Nov 5, 2009, 7:40:05 PM
:rose: Thank you for the fave! :iconbowplz:

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Alexa <3 Mein Herz schlägt nur für dich mieze

12/2/13 Is the day I truly live

^^^
A word is a bud attempting to become a twig. How can one not dream while writing? It is the pen which dreams. The blank page gives the right to dream

Gaston Bachelard
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~Tampon-Masturbation Nov 5, 2009, 7:54:31 PM
You're welcome! I should have commented, but I was a bit blown away, honestly. You have the greatest original characters ever, I swear.

--
I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient, and you get out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit. Love is something that straight people tell themselves they're in so they can get laid.
– Brian Kinney
:iconbroodwitch:
~Broodwitch Nov 5, 2009, 7:57:44 PM
I am so glad that you think that, I try very hard to make them believable and likable, so it means quite a lot that you enjoy reading about them. :D

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Alexa <3 Mein Herz schlägt nur für dich mieze

12/2/13 Is the day I truly live

^^^
A word is a bud attempting to become a twig. How can one not dream while writing? It is the pen which dreams. The blank page gives the right to dream

Gaston Bachelard
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~Tampon-Masturbation Nov 5, 2009, 8:22:19 PM
They're wonderful. Sincere and clever and realistic while still being fresh and new. Plus adorable in a non-annoying way, ya know? You don't have to force cuteness on the characters which are meant to be cute, which is always a pleasure to read.
Yeah, I'm overly gushy, I know.

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I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient, and you get out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit. Love is something that straight people tell themselves they're in so they can get laid.
– Brian Kinney
:iconbroodwitch:
~Broodwitch Nov 5, 2009, 8:26:38 PM
Most people can not stand my characters >w< They can not really understand how they act no matter how I explain it.

I am glad you like them though ^^ It makes me a happy panda :D

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Alexa <3 Mein Herz schlägt nur für dich mieze

12/2/13 Is the day I truly live

^^^
A word is a bud attempting to become a twig. How can one not dream while writing? It is the pen which dreams. The blank page gives the right to dream

Gaston Bachelard
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